| (Spencer walks by Emma's office.) | |
| Spencer: | DON'T piss me off. |
| Emma: | Who are you talking to? |
| Spencer: | Myself. |
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Stuff Spencer Says
I work in an office in a cubicle next to Spencer. This is a chronicle of the things he says and does during the course of a day at the office.
| Emma: | I have a question for you, Spencer. |
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| Spencer: | I can make up an answer. |
| Spencer: | Ugh. Guess I'll go fax this off for the little brats. |
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| Emma, indignant: | Spencer! |
| Spencer: | What? I didn't have a 529 plan growing up. Bitches. |
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| (Co-workers Emma and Andrew are in conversation. They seem upset.) | |
| Spencer, butting in: | What are you guys whining about? |
| Andrew: | The fact that you're still here. |
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1| (3 o'clock pm. Spencer hangs up the phone after talking with a client.) | |
| Spencer: | God, she must be hammered. |
| (Phone rings.) | |
| Spencer: | Oh no, not again. |
| (Short convo with same client. Spencer hangs up.) | |
| Spencer: | God, I need a drink. |
| Automated Phone Message: | You can go to our website at www.officemax.com |
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| Spencer: | You can go to www.shutthehellup.com |
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